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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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