ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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