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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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