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TUESDAY, 29 FEBRUARY 2000
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
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