ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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