ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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