ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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