ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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