ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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