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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 4 NOVEMBER 2001
You received 40 fundraising texts today.
Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
  2. You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
  3. The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
  4. Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
  5. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  6. Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
  7. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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