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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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