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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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