ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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