ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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