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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
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- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
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