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FRIDAY, 13 SEPTEMBER 2002
Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house.
Nothing will. Have the coffee.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
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