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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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