ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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