ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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