ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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