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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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