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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
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- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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