ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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