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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Good things come to those who wait.
You waited so long they went to someone who didn't.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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