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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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