ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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