ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got a houseplant to "take care of something".
It died. Even the plant had better boundaries than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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