ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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