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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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