ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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