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everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by the same algorithm.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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