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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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