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You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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