ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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