ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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