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Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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