ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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