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You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
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- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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