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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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