ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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