ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see my screen?"
You can. You always will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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