ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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