ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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