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You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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