ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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