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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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