ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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