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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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