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You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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