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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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